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In My Book
Conservatives are Misnomers
Why are they called "conservative" when the ideas they propose and advocate are the most risky, hazardous, and "far out in left field."
- Dump the nuclear waste in the ocean where it will be diluted to a safe level.
- Abolish public schools and replace them with home schooling where the kids teach themselves.
- Put all Social Security money in privately managed (for profit) Stock investment funds.
- Force the young teenage victims of incest to carry their babies to term.
- Make certain that no sexually active single woman (non-virgin) ever gets a job as a teacher. (And monitor any virgin who becomes a teacher.)
- Let unlimited amounts of money from any source (anonymous, of course) be use to buy political ads to influence elections.
- Use 2nd Amendment solutions for anything they don't like in Washington.
- Limit (i.e., cap) the financial responsibility for those who cause big oil spills, etc.
- Reduce or eliminate the minimum wage.
- Let the insurance industry manage health care.
- Close the VA hospitals and issue vouchers for use more efficient private, for-profit hospitals.
- Always shoot first and ask questions later.
Dear Mr.Webster,
You need to revise your definition for the word "conservative."
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